WE DON’T LICK PEOPLE
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Description
Because pretending to enjoy people sounds exhausting.
You've spent years handing out this exact lie to a kid who wouldn't stop asking why the neighbor got hugged twice. Turns out you were the one who needed the reminder. Some lies are for kids' protection, some are for adults' sanity, and this one covers both. Say it out loud and watch every parent in the room nod in silent agreement.
Rebel Ink, because someone has to say it.
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.