Every dad's said it once and meant maybe forty percent of it.

You've said it at least a hundred times to a kid who wasn't actually listening, mostly because you needed to hear it yourself. Parenting turned out to be less about rules and more about repeating things until they sound true.

Every parent in the room knows exactly which lie this is, and none of them are going to admit it out loud. Saying it on a shirt is just easier than explaining the backstory at pickup.

Rebel Ink Designs knows every parent in the carpool line gets the joke.