I Like Drunk Me But I Don't Trust That Bitch Bold
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Description
She's fun. She's just not supervised.
You know that version of yourself — the one who shows up after the second drink, says yes to everything, and somehow always ends up being the most memorable person in the room. You like her. You genuinely do. You just learned a long time ago not to leave her completely unsupervised with a phone, a dance floor, or an open bar tab.
This cropped tank was built for the nights she comes out — rooftop bars, destination weekends, festival grounds, and any warm-weather event where the energy runs high and the stories write themselves. The bold block lettering hits with just enough self-awareness to earn a laugh from everyone who's ever had a complicated relationship with their own after-hours alter ego.
Rebel Ink makes pieces for the woman who has a complicated but loving relationship with her after-hours self and wouldn't change a single thing about her.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.