For the girl who is the party… but also needs a designated adult.

Let’s be honest: sober you is responsible(ish), rational(ish), and generally tries to make good life choices. Drunk you? She’s out here making friends in the bathroom line, oversharing like it’s a competitive sport, and ordering shots for people whose names you absolutely do not know. You like her — she’s fun, fearless, and kind of iconic — but you also know better than to trust that chaotic little gremlin. This shirt is your disclaimer, your warning label, and your alibi all at once.

Rebel Ink — because we celebrate both versions of you, even the one who shouldn’t have your debit card.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!