Just another wholesome lie we told to survive parenting

Let’s be honest—raising kids is basically managing tiny chaos goblins with questionable hygiene and zero boundaries. This tee drops the truth bomb every parent knows: “We don’t lick people” is less a rule and more of a desperate negotiation. With clean, bold typography and just the right amount of sarcasm, it’s the perfect shirt for moms, dads, or anyone who's ever said, “We don’t do that”—and didn’t mean it. Soft, snarky, and totally unfiltered… just like your parenting style.

Wear your trauma like a badge - with Rebel Ink Tees!

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