One of the many rules adults made up and secretly still question.

You spent years enforcing it with kids, and some days you wonder who it really protected. Now you wear it to the grocery store and let strangers figure out the punchline. Half of them laugh and the other half step back, which works either way.

The lettering keeps it clean while the joke does the heavy lifting. It reads like a parenting rule and lands like a confession. The Unisex Hoodie gives you a cozy layer for errands, ballgames, and every crowd you'd rather not touch.

Rebel Ink stands for personal space and questionable impulses in equal measure.