Wasn't Made for Winter
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Description
Some of us were built for patios, not parkas.
Dark at five, ice on the windshield, and a wind that cuts straight through every layer. You spend the season looking up flights south and pretending you're not going to book one. Every snow day feels like a personal attack.
The sparkly script lettering gives a seasonal protest a little flair. It speaks for flip-flop people stuck in a cold-weather zip code. The Unisex Hoodie helps you survive the months you'd rather skip.
Rebel Ink sides with sunshine every single time.
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Gildan 18500 heavy blend hoodie — 50/50 cotton-poly fleece with a front pouch pocket and drawstring hood. Unisex fit, true to size. Want it oversized? Size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.