Ranked below the dog, still somehow the most fun.

You threw this on for a family barbecue, fully aware of exactly where you rank on the sibling scorecard. Nobody's arguing with the title — least of all you. It's less an insult at this point and more of a personality trait.

Every family has one — the kid who colored outside the lines and never really stopped. This design is for the ones who stopped chasing the top spot and started owning whatever spot they actually landed in. Being the favorite was never really the goal anyway.

Rebel Ink, worn proudly by whichever kid this is.