Very Sweary
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Description
For people who use profanity as punctuation.
This hat is for adults who’ve tried mindfulness, deep breathing, and counting to ten—and still prefer a well-timed swear word. It’s not aggression, it’s efficiency, especially after traffic, group texts, and that one coworker who says “circle back.” Wear it as a warning, a promise, or a lifestyle statement.
Rebel Ink — fluent in the language you’re already thinking in.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.