Sixty degrees and you're already planning your funeral.

Everyone else calls it sweater weather and you call it a crisis. You show up with three layers and still complain on the walk from the car. Your thermostat and your friends have both stopped arguing with you.

The bold pink embroidery says it so you don't have to keep repeating yourself. It's dramatic, accurate, and a little bit petty, just like your feelings about cold weather. The Embroidered Beanie makes a strong case for staying indoors.

Rebel Ink stands with everyone who treats a light breeze like a blizzard.