The drinking is nearly done, which means the real plan starts now.

You showed up with a two-part plan and a clear sense of the order. The first half is almost finished, and the glass in your hand says you’re right on schedule. Anyone curious about the second half can read it right off the front.

The stacked block lettering and the punchline underneath leave no room for interpretation about how the night ends. The Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt is a warm, easy layer for cooler evenings, patio bars, and anywhere the party moves outdoors. Wear it when the temperature drops and the plan doesn’t.

Rebel Ink for the ones who always know what comes after the last drink.