Hydration was the plan right up until it wasn't.

You packed a water bottle with real intentions of using it throughout the day. It rode along in the bag the entire time, completely untouched. The only liquid you actually drank came with a lime wedge.

Everyone posts about their water intake goals right before ordering a second round without a hint of irony. You've stopped pretending those goals apply to you on weekends. Your liver already knows better than to expect otherwise.

Rebel Ink suggests water tomorrow, maybe.