Because everyone has a different definition.

This embroidered dad cap delivers dry humor with a straight face. Featuring the blunt “Define Too Drunk” text, it’s perfect for those who enjoy pushing limits, asking questionable questions, and laughing through the answers. Designed with a relaxed fit and curved brim, this cap is easy to wear for bar nights, brunches, tailgates, and next-day recovery missions. Casual, sarcastic, and unapologetically honest—just like your drinking logic.

Know your limits. Or don’t. Rebel Ink.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!