I Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills
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Description
Because ignorance looks a lot more fun from over here.
You're the one sipping your coffee while everyone else argues in the group chat about something they clearly never researched. You stopped correcting people a while ago — it's more entertaining to just watch. This is the shirt for the one in every room who already knows how it ends.
Everybody's got an opinion these days, and somehow nobody checked a single fact before posting it. This tee is for the ones who noticed and decided misery wasn't worth the effort — better to sit back, drink something warm, and let the rest of them enjoy the show.
Because someone has to say it.
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Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.