We Don't Bite People
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Description
🦷 Some Lies Age Better Than Others 😏
This “We Don’t Bite People – Lies Adults Tell Kids” tee calls out the funniest (and most questionable) childhood lesson we all heard. Perfect for the sarcastic soul who knows some rules were made to be bent, it blends bold lettering with just the right amount of rebellion. Whether you’re rocking it at a casual hangout or gifting it to your favorite troublemaker, this shirt guarantees laughs and side-eyes. Comfortable, edgy, and unapologetically honest—just like you.
Rebel Ink – Printing the lies, laughs, and savage truths you actually live by.
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.