Consider this the only notice you were ever going to get.

A distressed warning sign in heavy black type announces what everyone around you has already figured out. Your language is colorful, your opinions are loud, and your filter retired years ago without a party. Walk in, and the label does the introductions.

Wear it to the bar, the cookout, or any room where somebody just asked you to keep it clean. Give it to the friend who has never once read the room.

Rebel Ink put the warning on the front so nobody can say they weren’t told.