Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards
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Description
Medieval insults, modern energy.
Perfect for days when politeness fails but wit remains sharp, this shirt delivers a classic insult wrapped in old-world elegance. Whether you’re dealing with workplace nonsense, online arguments, or someone testing your last nerve, it gets the point across without breaking character. The vintage illustration adds just enough class to make the burn land harder. Wear it proudly and let history handle the shade.
For those fluent in sarcasm across centuries, this one rides with Rebel Ink.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.