Dolly warned us, and clearly nobody was taking notes.

That song played at every wedding for forty years like a warning label nobody read closely enough. Turns out the competition Dolly was worried about wasn't the problem after all. Something else was.

The actual issue showed up later, and it's been showing up ever since. At some point the whole bar just relocated somewhere lower, and nobody sent a memo. Dolly probably saw it coming.

Rebel Ink Designs didn't write the song, just noticed the pattern.