The bar was set decades ago, and somehow it's still dropping.

You grew up on that song thinking Jolene was the problem, and now you're realizing Dolly had way better options to worry about. The standard set decades ago hasn't exactly held up out here. Nobody warned you it would go this way.

Somewhere between then and now the whole bar quietly dropped, and everyone's just pretending not to notice. The group chat already knows exactly which men we're talking about, no further explanation needed.

Rebel Ink Designs isn't the one who lowered the bar, just the one saying it.