💀 Ancient wisdom never lubes the truth. 🔥

Timeless. Brutal. Hilariously accurate. This tee delivers the cold, hard truth with the deadpan delivery of a philosopher—but the attitude of someone who’s been through some sh*t. With clean lines and mock-scholarly style, The Dildo of Consequences Tee is the ultimate flex for those who’ve learned their lessons the hard way. 🤷‍♀️ Whether it’s karma, chaos, or just Tuesday, this shirt reminds the world: you were warned. Printed on premium soft fabric, it’s made to survive both poor decisions and the aftermath. 💥😈

Wear your trauma like a badge—with Rebel Ink Tees!