The communication breakdown is not on your end.

You have been perfectly clear. The words were in the right order. The sentence structure was solid. And somehow, on the receiving end, it all got processed through a filter that converted plain English into something unrecognizable. This is not your problem to fix. This is theirs to figure out.

Printed on a Bella Canvas 3001 unisex tee in 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the bold high-contrast type delivers the message in a language everyone can read — whether they choose to or not. Sizes run S through 3XL. Printed and shipped from the USA. An ideal gift for anyone who has repeated themselves more times than they should have had to.

• Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing S to 3XL — runs true to size
• High-contrast bold type — reads perfectly from across the room
• Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the USA
• The perfect gift for anyone fluent in English and exhausted by the translation process

Rebel Ink makes shirts for people who have been crystal clear this entire time.