A simple man with two favorite food groups and zero shame.

Some guys have complicated tastes, and you are not one of them. Give you a taco truck and a good view, and the day is made. Your priorities have been set in stone for years.

The phrase lays out your whole philosophy in four words. It gets a laugh at the bar and a sigh at family gatherings. The Embroidered Beanie keeps your head warm while your standards stay consistent.

Rebel Ink respects a man who knows exactly what he likes.