Sarcasm Is My First Language
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Description
Fluent in eye-rolls, tone, and perfectly timed remarks.
This tee is for the people who don’t need subtitles—your sarcasm does the talking, and the cursing just adds emphasis. Bold, unapologetic, and painfully relatable, it’s the ideal everyday uniform for work, weekends, and anyone who “doesn’t get your tone.” Wear it proudly and let the shirt explain you before you have to.
Finished with the unmistakable attitude of Rebel Ink.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.