Petty When Provoked
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Description
Peaceful by default. Petty by divine right.
You don’t start the drama—you just finish it with precision and receipts. This tee is for the master of the passive-aggressive side-eye and the well-timed "per my last email." Perfect for family dinners, toxic work meetings, or anywhere someone dares test your capacity for clapbacks. Looks soft, feels savage.
Rebel Ink — because being the bigger person is overrated and exhausting.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.