The starting pistol for people who are completely done.

There's always that one moment — the meeting that could've been an email, the unsolicited opinion, the person who just won't quit — and this is the shirt for every single one of them. Wear it to the grocery store, the in-laws' house, or anywhere patience goes to die. The build-up is the whole joke. "On Your Mark. Get Set." sets the pace, and then the finish line says everything that's been sitting in the back of the throat for years. No rage, no drama — just a clean, efficient send-off delivered in vintage type.

Built for people who stopped pretending.