👜 Not Worth Stealing: The Bag of Brutal Honesty

Finally, a tote that tells the truth so you don’t have to. This bag loudly declares what you’ve been thinking all along—there’s nothing in here anyone wants badly enough to risk jail time. Perfect for lugging groceries, gym clothes, or your questionable life choices, it’s equal parts functional and savage. Durable, practical, and sarcastic enough to make strangers laugh while leaving thieves disappointed.

Rebel Ink – where even your tote bag has more attitude than most people.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!