She said what she said, and she's not taking it back.

She walks into the room already knowing the vibe she's setting. The backyard, the bar, the family reunion where someone's aunt is about to have a very uncomfortable afternoon — this tee handles the introduction so she doesn't have to. Funny was never the whole story. She's just finally wearing the footnote. Nobody gets to act surprised anymore, and honestly, that's half the fun.

Because someone has to say it.