Fair warning, delivered with a hood and zero intention of changing.

You’ve heard every version of the same complaint, and you’ve agreed with most of them. Being a little much is part of the package, and the people who love you signed up knowingly. The only surprise left is how long it takes everyone else to catch up.

The aged western lettering and the star in the middle make the admission look like an official notice. The Unisex Hoodie brings hood-up comfort for cold mornings, bonfire nights, and any group chat that tests your patience. Pull it on when you’d rather state the facts than soften them.

Rebel Ink for the ones who are upfront about the trouble they bring.