Santa checked the list twice and the assholes still aren’t getting anything

Santa’s laughing, the elf is smirking, and the reindeer has seen it all before. He kept the list all year and he’s not going easy on the people who earned their spot. The middle finger is up, the sleigh is packed, and none of it is going to you.

Wear it to the holiday party, the gift swap, or the family dinner where you already know who’s getting nothing. It’s a soft unisex tee for people who are done pretending they like everyone in December. Gift it to the friend who keeps a very short nice list.

Rebel Ink, where the nice list stays small and the attitude stays big.