Feed me first, and then we can talk about anything.

You go from pleasant to feral in the time it takes to skip a meal. Friends keep granola bars in their purses just in case. The difference a cheese plate makes in your mood is honestly alarming.

The phrase gives everyone around you a simple instruction manual. It's honest, relatable, and a genuine public service to your coworkers and family. The Embroidered Beanie keeps you warm on every emergency snack run.

Rebel Ink recommends keeping snacks within arm's reach at all times.