Grown enough to know better, stubborn enough not to.

You RSVP'd yes to the family dinner and no to behaving yourself once you got there. Somewhere between the appetizers and dessert, you said the thing everyone else was only thinking. Age was supposed to mellow you out — nobody mentioned it might do the opposite.

Everyone talks about acting your age like it's some kind of achievement. You tried it once, got bored, and went right back to being exactly this. This design is for the ones who hit a certain birthday and decided that was the moment to stop behaving.

Rebel Ink, for the ones aging like a bad influence.