Old enough to know better, too far gone to care.

You've got the wrinkles of someone who should know better and the mouth of someone who clearly doesn't. People keep expecting you to mellow out with age, and somehow that memo never made it to you. You're not aging gracefully — you're aging loudly.

Everyone talks about acting your age like it's some kind of achievement. You tried it once, got bored, and went right back to being exactly this. This design is for the ones who hit a certain birthday and decided that was the moment to stop behaving.

Rebel Ink for the ones who never did learn their lesson.