Your principles come with fine print, and everyone already knows it.

You've never claimed to be consistent, just convincing. The story changes slightly depending on who's asking and what's actually at stake, and somehow it always still checks out. Nobody's caught the pattern yet, or they just haven't said anything.

Rigid people miss out on most of the good stuff anyway. Bending the rule beats breaking under it every single time, and nobody's ever caught you actually lying. Close enough has worked out fine so far.

Rebel Ink Designs isn't asking you to pick a side.