Proportionate reactions are for people with fewer opinions and more patience.

Bold black type fires off a rhetorical question and answers it before anyone else can. You’ve been told you’re dramatic, and you’ve decided to take it as a compliment. Every eye roll in the room is just proof the point landed.

Wear it to family dinners, the office meeting that could have been an email, or any argument you plan to win. Give it to the friend who sends a ten-paragraph text to settle a three-word disagreement.

Rebel Ink agrees the reaction was exactly the right size.