You asked the universe nicely. It had other plans.

You set your intentions. You did the affirmations. You visualized the abundance. And the universe, in its infinite wisdom, came back with anxiety and a bonus chin. This shirt understands. It does not judge. It simply tells the truth in the most relatable way possible.

Built on a Bella Canvas 3001 unisex tee in 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this design pairs a detailed lotus illustration with a punchline that lands every time. Sizes run S through 3XL, printed and shipped from the USA. Buy one for yourself. Buy one for the friend who is also manifesting and also not seeing results.

• Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Unisex sizing S to 3XL — runs true to size
• Detailed lotus graphic with bold distressed type
• Ships in 3 to 5 business days from the USA
• Makes a perfect gift for anyone spiritual, sarcastic, or both

Rebel Ink designs shirts for people who manifested something great and got this instead.