Self-diagnosis at its finest.

The “I Googled My Symptoms, Turns Out I’m a Bitch” tee is the perfect uniform for anyone who’s tired of pretending their attitude is a mystery. Bold, blunt, and brutally accurate, this shirt is for the unapologetic souls who don’t sugarcoat, soft-pedal, or blame Mercury in retrograde for their personality. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get a reaction, it’s the wearable version of admitting the obvious — with style.

For the Bold, the Blunt & the Barely Behaved.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!