One drink is innocent, and every drink after that is a story.

The night starts with good intentions and a reasonable bedtime. A couple of rounds later the plans change and so does the dance floor. Your friends stopped being surprised years ago.

The clean block lettering spells out exactly what happens after the second round. It's a self-aware warning for anyone heading out with you. The Embroidered Beanie keeps your head warm while the night heats up.

Rebel Ink honors the confessions that come with a bar tab.