I Don't Speak Assholian
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Description
Lost in Translation? That’s because I don’t speak dumbass.
Perfect for anyone who has ever stood there, blinking slowly, realizing the person talking is speaking a dialect known only to the chronically clueless. This tee shuts it down without you having to waste your breath. Wear it to work, family gatherings, or anywhere people mistake your silence for comprehension. Spoiler: you still don’t understand them—and you’re not trying to learn.
A fluent reminder from Rebel Ink that not everyone deserves subtitles.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.