I Don't Make Mistakes, I Date Them
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Description
Dating with questionable decision-making.
This tank is for anyone who’s ever looked back at their dating history and just laughed. It’s what you wear when friends start side-eyeing your choices, family asks “how’s that going,” or your group chat already knows the answer. Honest, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, it turns bad dates into good humor. Because self-awareness is the real glow-up.
Unfiltered style for real life—Rebel Ink.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.