I Don’t Make Mistakes, I Date Them
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Description
Lessons learned the hard way.
This tee is for anyone whose dating history reads like a highlight reel of red flags and bad decisions. You’ve ignored the warnings, trusted the vibes, and somehow ended up with stories instead of regrets. It’s humor born from experience, worn proudly by those who know better now… mostly.
Bad choices never looked this good with Rebel Ink.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.