Because expectations were already low.

You’ve disappointed someone at a family gathering without even trying, and honestly, that takes skill. This one’s for adults who stopped living for approval sometime after their third unsolicited life lecture. It’s the perfect uniform for bad ideas, good stories, and doing exactly what you want anyway.

Rebel Ink — reminding you that disappointment is temporary, but regret makes great memories.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!