Define Too Drunk
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Description
Because everyone has a different definition.
This Richardson 112 embroidered hat delivers dry humor with a straight face. Featuring the blunt “Define Too Drunk” text, it’s perfect for those who enjoy pushing limits, asking questionable questions, and laughing through the answers. This hat is easy to wear for bar nights, brunches, tailgates, and next-day recovery missions. Casual, sarcastic, and unapologetically honest—just like your drinking logic.
Know your limits. Or don’t. Rebel Ink.
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.