Keep it merry, keep it bright, and keep your hands to yourself.

The turkey's carved, the wine is flowing and Uncle Bob just brought up politics. You smile through clenched teeth and reach for another refill. Making it to dessert without an incident is your real Christmas miracle.

Classic carol lettering turns family-gathering survival into a holiday rule. The fa la la la la at the bottom keeps it sounding cheerful. The Graphic Tee gets you through every in-law dinner on the calendar.

Rebel Ink keeps the holidays merry and your family members safe.