The only statement Santa is getting about this year’s behavior

Santa has your file, and your lawyer says to stay quiet. The bold, rough-stamped lettering delivers the verdict before anyone can ask what you did this year. Whatever happened, it’s in the past and off the record.

Wear it to the office party, the family dinner, or any holiday gathering where somebody starts reading the naughty list out loud. It’s a soft unisex tee with a classic fit and a bold black print. Give one to the friend with a long list and no regrets.

Rebel Ink keeps the holiday record sealed.