Somebody has to manage the chaos, and it was always going to be you.

Work, family, and the group chat all run through you, and none of them run smoothly. You put out three fires before lunch and start two more by dinner. The job title was never official, but everyone knows who holds it.

The phrase hands you the honest job description your business cards leave out. It's a bestseller on hats and truckers for every reluctant leader of disaster. The Embroidered Beanie keeps you warm while you keep the wheels on.

Rebel Ink salutes the people holding every disaster together with duct tape and swear words.