Hats Black Calm Your Tits

Calm Your Tits Embroidered Hat | Rebel Ink Designs

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$32.99
Sale price  $32.99 Regular price  $36.99
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Hats Black Calm Your Tits

Calm Your Tits

Hats
$32.99
Sale price  $32.99 Regular price  $36.99
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ColorBlack

Size Guide

Bella+Canvas 3001 — Unisex Tee

SizeSMLXL2XL3XL
Chest (in)182022242628
Length (in)282930313233

6405CVC — Women's V-Neck

SizeSMLXL2XL
Chest (in)161718.52021.5
Length (in)25.52626.52727.5

1012 — Women's Crop Tank

SizeSMLXL2XL
Chest (in)151617.51920.5
Length (in)22.52323.52424.5

3480 — Men's Tank

SizeXSSMLXL2XL
Chest (in)171820222426
Length (in)272829303132

Yupoong 6245CM — Dad Cap

StyleFit
Dad CapOne size (adjustable, fits 55–60 cm)

Richardson 112 — Trucker

StyleFit
TruckerOne size (adjustable snapback)

When in doubt, size up.

Description

For when deep breathing isn’t working and someone needs a gentle…-ish reminder.

Some days it feels like everyone around you is one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown meltdown — the barista who’s “out of oat milk,” the coworker freaking out over an email font, the neighbor losing their mind because your trash can is three inches left of regulation. This hat delivers the message you want to say out loud but can’t… so you let your head do the talking. Perfect for school pickup, grocery store battles, family gatherings, or anytime someone clearly needs to unclench.

Rebel Ink — keeping the public calm, one brutally honest stitch at a time.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shipping & Returns

Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.

Size & Fit

Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.