Calm Your Tits
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Description
For when deep breathing isn’t working and someone needs a gentle…-ish reminder.
Some days it feels like everyone around you is one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown meltdown — the barista who’s “out of oat milk,” the coworker freaking out over an email font, the neighbor losing their mind because your trash can is three inches left of regulation. This hat delivers the message you want to say out loud but can’t… so you let your head do the talking. Perfect for school pickup, grocery store battles, family gatherings, or anytime someone clearly needs to unclench.
Rebel Ink — keeping the public calm, one brutally honest stitch at a time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.