A mustache, a Santa hat, and one very forward invitation

He’s got the mustache, the Santa hat, and a handmade sign that leaves nothing to the imagination. The vintage snow globe badge makes it look wholesome until somebody reads the sign. Subtle was never part of his plan.

Wear it to the holiday party, the neighborhood cookie swap, or any gathering with a mistletoe and a bad idea. It’s a soft unisex tee for people who say the quiet part out loud, preferably in a Santa hat. Give one to the friend who always makes the Christmas party interesting.

Rebel Ink delivers the holiday cheer, sleigh bells optional.