Apparently nerve is discounted, and everybody you know stocked up.

Stacked black capitals say what you were thinking the second that email, text, or comment landed. Some people ask for impossible favors with a straight face, and you’ve learned to answer with a flat stare. Consider this the polite version of your reply.

Wear it to the office, the school pickup line, or any gathering where someone just asked for something ridiculous. Give it to the friend who has a perfect deadpan and a very short fuse for nonsense.

Rebel Ink prints the side-eye so you can save your breath.