The give-a-damn meter hit zero and nobody's coming to fix it.

You ran out of patience somewhere around Tuesday and never bothered to restock. Drama knocks and nobody answers. Life gets a lot easier when you stop caring about the small stuff.

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Rebel Ink stopped counting the fs it gave years ago.