You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit
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Description
Santa’s smoking a cigar and the elves are bored of your wish list
Santa’s kicked back in shades with a cigar, pointing straight at you. The elves have their chins in their hands because they’ve heard this wish list before. The answer hasn’t changed, and it’s not going to.
Wear it to the holiday party, the gift exchange, or any family gathering where somebody’s already asking what you want. It’s a soft unisex tee for people who ran out of patience around Thanksgiving. Wrap one up for the friend who has never once been on the nice list.
Rebel Ink brings the holiday spirit, minus the gifts.
Shipping & Returns
Made to order and shipped fast — ships in 3–5 business days. Free shipping on orders over $75. Exchanges for defects or wrong items; just reach out.
Size & Fit
Premium Bella Canvas blanks with a true-to-size retail fit. When in doubt, size up. Full measurements are in the Size Guide above.